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Strip ID: 2476 Created: 2024-03-20 01:32:03 Last reply: 2024-12-05 16:49:21 Comments: 32
This is the corrupt a wish thread, where you make a wish, and then the next person gives the wish a side effect.
Example:
Person #1: I wish Geno was in Smash Bros.
Person #2: Granted, but Geno is low-tier.
Only rule is no NSFW wishes.
Now let's start wishing.
I wish the Axem Rangers X were in Homestuck.
Corrupt a Wish, PanelChutney Edition
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Granted. Both casts kill each other, meaning the story never resolves. Womp womp.
I wish I was good at Guilty Gear.
Granted, but you can only use low-tier characters.
I wish the PanelChutney forums were active.
granted, but now they're TOO active and nobody makes any actual panels anymore.
i wish for something AWEZOME!!
###### v drawception should be back up i think
Granted, your nemesis gets +10 luck stat and will forever live a happy life.
I wish Pchutney had a Drawception (RIP) style telephone-game feature.
Granted, but all the prompts are fandom related.
I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
Granted, but you're Unlimited Power screws up so badly that everyone hates you now.
I wish i could fish out gold in a lake.
granted but all the gold smells like fish and is useless because no one wants to go near it
I wish for food
Granted. Here's your rotten meat and moldy bread.
I wish for... hmmm... a dollar.
Granted, it's torn up and basically worthless
I wish for the comfiest bed in the world
Granted, you end up sleeping for the rest of your life
I wish Kim Il-Sung was never born
Granted, but your top 10 favourite persons, places or things never existed.
I wish for the power of flight.
Granted. You have such powerful diarrhea that the force expelling from your ass allows you to fly using the propulsion from your shit.
I wish that I could lock in HARD.
Granted, you get locked hard.
I wish Obi Wan Kenobi slapped anyone eho referred to problematic ships as "proships".
Granted, Jar Jar binks now slaps anyone who refers to progressive ships as proships.
No wish? This must be my best response yet!!
i wish socializing was easier
Granted, but you socialize too much to the pount where you get into trouble.
I wish Merlow the Rose was in BFDI.
Granted, he is now in a BFDI fanfiction
I wish i had a helicopter in the shape of marshmallow with a bouncy castle.
Granted but it's actual marshmallow and you fly it during summer making the inside of the bouncy castle all gooey and sticky
Uhmmm I wish for world domination
Granted, the world is dominated, but not by you. The world is dominated by aliens who force everyone to build giant monuments all day
I wish to discover a cool new band to listen to
Granted, but you find out they’re on a sex offender registry the day after you tell all your friends and family to check them out
I wish i could erase embarrassing things that happened in my past
Granted, you have now erased your entire past.
I wish I had Rainbow Dash as my steed.
Granted, but she's under the affect of poison joke and it's incurable
I wish my feet could never feel pain
granted! since they can never, ever, feel pain, you end up not noticing that little "yeowch!" warning that there is something seriously fucked up in your system. now they have to go :3
i wish for tomodachi life
Granted, your copy is haunted and creepypasta shit starts happening to you.
I wish I knew how to knit. I keep wanting to learn, but I always have other things to do.
Granted, but by having acquired mastery over the art of knitting you are appointed Mayor of Knittersville where you will spend your days knitting nothing you like and catering only to the people of Knittersville.
I wish to have a romantic picnic on the surface of the Sun and survive.
Granted, but the Sun rejects you soon after.
I wish Harold McGrady adopted a baby Yumkasaurus.
Granted but but baby Yumkasaurus turned into an ipad kid
I wish i had a pet tbh creature
Granted, but now you have to deal with confetti all over the place because the guy spits out confetti all the time.
I wish for all my plushies to be alive.
Granted but they eat you alive
I wish for all solarballs characters to become alive
Granted, but they all fight each other.
I wish Merlow the Rose was in Eddsworld.