User #: PC-27

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: User PC-27 must never be touched unprotected or seen in the eye directly. Containment of the subject cannot be begun without the subject being initially and repeatedly flash banged continuously in 10-minute intervals. Proper handling equipment is the standard-08 with the addition of wearing masks similar to User PC-27 own face. All verbal interactions with User PC-27 must be filled with a grotesque amount of slang from adventure time, for example: grok, alphanumeric, slam-bam-in-a-can, and natchy.

User PC-27 is to be contained within a 200-meter circular cell, painted to appear like the outside. There must be several authentic SMILES tubs, a meter in diameter and 5 in height, filled with [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and pineapple. note: be sure to NOT include [REDACTED]. The tubs must be replaced every week by following procedure#01. User PC-27 is only safely contained when preoccupied, so a steady flow of entertainment must be established by the workforce. Outside communication is disallowed and thusly a team of 24 employees must at all times interact digitally with the subject. ㅤ
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Description: The User PC-27 changes both shape and color relative to the [DATA EXPUNGED] of time. Their most common visual characteristics are their huge single eyeball, black skin,
horns, purple coloring, and humanoid appearance. User PC-27 appears to have an aura that can only be described as for a lack of a better term “swag”. 5 feet away from user PC-27
you will be enveloped by the stench of existentialism, with the touch of lavender. Their exceptional swag is due in large part to their tracksuit they wear on a regular basis. The fabric was woven from the silk of the [REDACTED] worm 200,000 years ago, back when the [REDACTED] worm had not yet been wiped out by the [REDACTED] worm-eater.